My British Teeth

 

Before the extraction, she had to smash it in three pieces

Each shard she withdrew, bloody and sharp from the drool

Ranging them on the tray like Boadicea’s arrowheads

 

With each dental invasion, my mouth became an atrocity

From that barnacled Martello molar at the back,

To the gleaming high rise implants that never settled right

 

When the wedding snapper said cheese my lips drew back

Saying aggressive chimp in alpha male stand off

Not what the bride’s father considered civil or eugenic

 

In a moonlit defection my tongue found an American mouth

For a year or two until her mocking incisors withdrew

Now it prods about existentially, like Bowie in Tescos

 

Maybe I’ll follow Grandpa Tommy with his clacking palate

When he yawned his maw became The Scream by Munch

His loose choppers as adrift as a gull in the ocean dark

 

He left them grinning from the whisky glass by his coffin

Before they planted him under a marble headstone

Part of a set made for somebody else on the NHS

 

Shortlisted in the 2013 Charles Causley Prize

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